LINGERIE AS EVERYWHERE

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT //| FASHION SLOP |\\

I sat down and asked myself "Where has fashion not gone far enough?" and the answer was simple: Lingerie. For practical reasons, unless you're a woman at a Victoria Secret event, there's no need to wear underwear in public as your only clothes. 

Adding glowing elements and odd colors helps. Somewhat.

Unless you're at a beach resort, the normalcy of clothes will not change.

These outfits would never pass for rural Canada or America. In Europe, it would be a bit far but possible. The problem is the harassment women would potentially face - so they cover themselves up. 

Would you like some fun facts about lingerie - courtesy of artificial intelligence? Why not!

Here are more fun and surprising facts about lingerie:

• Historical Origins: Ancient Egyptian men wore a phallustache (fabric covering). King Tut was buried with 145 pairs of underwear.

• The "Thong" Origin: The thong was invented in 1939, reportedly after a mayor ruled that dancers had to cover up.

• Creator's Purpose: The first Victoria's Secret store was created in 1977 by Roy Raymond to make the lingerie-buying experience less "creepy" for men.

• Weird Records: A ten-year-old once wore 215 pairs of underwear simultaneously.

• The 3-Bra Rule: It is recommended to own at least three bras: one to wear, one to wash, and one to rest, which helps the elastic last longer.

• Size Differences: Women in Norway are considered to have the largest average bra size, while the UK purchases the largest cup sizes.

• No Space Underwear: Carrie Fisher was instructed not to wear underwear in Star Wars because, according to George Lucas, "there's no underwear in space". 

• Lucky Red: Italian women often wear red lingerie on New Year's Eve for good luck.

• Lifespan: The average lifespan of a well-worn bra is only six months.

I hope you enjoyed this insightful article of pretty AI slop.