Gold Lingerie Nights

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||^ AI SLOP ^||\

Creating a backdrop for a site shouldn't be difficult. But I find the more I dive into ai-created images, the more interesting it is.

I have no idea how it manages to create fairly accurate faces - right now its limited in resolution, which is why the images appear stretched. But still, you had to admit it's fairly nice.

Truthfully, I have no problems with the outfit colors of gold or red. The signs are usually accurate, but I've seen some hilarious illustrations showing dark mysterious creatures in the background.

By that, I mean you'll see people with 3 arms or a disjointed neck due to the weird rendering choices. 

If there's a common item in the images here, it's the fact the shots are mostly taken at night - making the night signs and lamps glow.

Switching out to random colors - I like the looks. 

Was this really an excuse just to run a shameless ai-slop generated set of pretty women in their lingerie? Maybe, perhaps.

Who in their right mind would have The Super Hot sign in the back yard? Who indeed?

More to come.

LINGERIE AS EVERYWHERE

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT //| FASHION SLOP |\\

I sat down and asked myself "Where has fashion not gone far enough?" and the answer was simple: Lingerie. For practical reasons, unless you're a woman at a Victoria Secret event, there's no need to wear underwear in public as your only clothes. 

Adding glowing elements and odd colors helps. Somewhat.

Unless you're at a beach resort, the normalcy of clothes will not change.

These outfits would never pass for rural Canada or America. In Europe, it would be a bit far but possible. The problem is the harassment women would potentially face - so they cover themselves up. 

Would you like some fun facts about lingerie - courtesy of artificial intelligence? Why not!

Here are more fun and surprising facts about lingerie:

• Historical Origins: Ancient Egyptian men wore a phallustache (fabric covering). King Tut was buried with 145 pairs of underwear.

• The "Thong" Origin: The thong was invented in 1939, reportedly after a mayor ruled that dancers had to cover up.

• Creator's Purpose: The first Victoria's Secret store was created in 1977 by Roy Raymond to make the lingerie-buying experience less "creepy" for men.

• Weird Records: A ten-year-old once wore 215 pairs of underwear simultaneously.

• The 3-Bra Rule: It is recommended to own at least three bras: one to wear, one to wash, and one to rest, which helps the elastic last longer.

• Size Differences: Women in Norway are considered to have the largest average bra size, while the UK purchases the largest cup sizes.

• No Space Underwear: Carrie Fisher was instructed not to wear underwear in Star Wars because, according to George Lucas, "there's no underwear in space". 

• Lucky Red: Italian women often wear red lingerie on New Year's Eve for good luck.

• Lifespan: The average lifespan of a well-worn bra is only six months.

I hope you enjoyed this insightful article of pretty AI slop.