Showing posts with label Paris Haute Culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Haute Culture. Show all posts

Friday, July 10, 2026

Paris Haute Culture: Laughable Fashion

 

Emma Corrin wearing one of Daniel Roseberry's nonsense designs

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||' FASHION "||\

You can't really describe today's fashion because it just keeps getting stranger and stranger. Take, for example, this years' Paris Haute Culture fashion show. 

One of the rare outfits, above, that actually work.

In the above picture, the atrocious hair dye ruins a semi-passable look. Unfortunately, it makes the models hands look monstrously large.

Quite honestly, some of these outfits belong in the Disney locker, because I don't think a sane person

 would wear this crap.

What am I even looking for here? It's like the fashion Backrooms has expanded into mainstream, putting it's unusual and random items back into society.


And I'm sorry, but Gigi, you look like a complete moron in this outfit. If there's a special place in hell, it's wearing this outfit. It belongs in the recycle bin.


Are people really paid to wear this stuff? Do they have to sign a waiver, promising not to say what they really feel about the junk they're wearing?


The outfits look like rejects from a Temu sale.


I'm not sure where the inspiration came from for these abominations, but clearly, they have some work still to do.

None of it works. None.


Honestly at this point I think it would look best on fire, in pile of other clothes where it should have stayed: At the dollarama store.


The 1930's came and went- and should never return, in my humble opinion.


These designers talk about forces, but clearly they have no idea what they're talking about - the hidden powers that guide them. It's clear they don't know much about fashion. Like this bodysuit and dress combo.


They dared to combine gold and black. And after taking off the dress, revealing....

...a Goddamn body suit. Come on people, you can do better than this. It would be laughable to imagine this was high fashion.


Rant over. I did enjoy looking at the strange over-sized flowers on stage. That's about all in this mess I really liked.

You can browse the items online here. Black appears to be a dominant color in their couture library.

Peace.






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