Sundance Fashion

 

Kiernan Shipka

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With Paris Fashion Week featuring men dressed like women, I thought I would bring some clarity into today's post with pictures taken from the 2026 Sundance Festival - and possibly the last one, according to multiple news sources.

I'm not a huge fan of the above look, the green and black look so awful together. It doesn't help that she's wearing zero accessories such as earrings, necklaces, or chains. Hard pass.

Rachel Sennott

Sorry, but this look is so not happening (get the pun?). Worn by Rachel Sennott, the absurd gray fur-trimmed jacked with a nice pair of tight pants. I love the shoes, hate the top. 

Rain Spencer

Imagine if you took grandma's old cozy blanket and made it into a large coat. Then pretend you never needed a front top pocket. This is it. Is it cool? Nope!

Olivia Colman

The tragedy of the above look is not the color, but the size of the clothes. Wearing over-sized, ill-fitting clothes make you look fat. Obviously Olivia isn't overweight, but this look isn't helping at all.

Elizabeth Dibicki

More black. I swear to God, it's like the designers never discovered another color in the universe. This nice outfit was ruined by the awful top. Pick a style: Either lace or sheer. When you mix and match both, it looks awful.

Haley Lu Richardson

This look isn't going to win any awards. When you put a woman into a masculine suit, it ruins everything. The dated 1940's style pin stripes, the awful tie, and the untucked shirt. Just awful.

Danielle Brooks

Ill-fitting clothes only do one thing: Make you look uncomfortable. This awful look, in leather no less, is a real shame. If you gave Danielle a properly-fitted dress, I'm sure she would look 100% better. Right now? It's too long, to short in the breasts, and those awful gloves. 

Gemma Chan

You have to hand it to Gemma Chan for wearing this. Those awful dual-color boots. The top is nice, and even that chain. But I wasn't sure if this is a jacket or a dress? Does anyone know?

Tessa Thompson

Suede. I never liked it. But this outfit, again, with oversized pants, makes you look overweight. Suede can be hot to wear and uncomfortable in warm weather. I think it's more of a niche product. Hard pass.

Zoey Deutch

After careful consideration, and several hours of intense debates, I've decided this look is acceptable. The all-red, tight-to-the-body look is good. Nothing wrong with this look. And she's smiling - which, is incredible since most models never smile on camera.

Natalie Portman

A great corporate look, it's basic and professional. The coat looks suspiciously thin, judging by the shadows on the bottom of the fabric. It's not bad, kind of plain, but that's what you want in a corporate look.

Charlie XCX

This dated 1960's look is great if you remove that awful plastic top. It looks hot as hell in terms of temperature. If she wore tights or dark stockings it would enhance her look. Not bad, but better if she smiled.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my two-bit analysis of the above fashion photos. I'm still struggling to understand why men are wearing skirts at some fashion shows.

Just no.