Colt's New Cheer Squad

 

BY C S TONE | THE SUPER HOT //|' CHEERLEADERS '||\ 

Prepare yourselves, people. There's an exciting new cheer squad announcement - the 2026 Colts Cheerleader team was announced recently. Congrats to the squad for making the team. (images via colts.com)

We'll profile a few of the squad, Megan M:

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The 2026 Auditions were sponsored in part by Tyler Mason Salon & Spa, the Salon Choice of the Colts Cheerleaders.

The Colts also announced Diamonds Direct, the Official Jeweler of the Colts, as the title sponsor of the Colts Cheerleaders for the upcoming season. A long-standing Colts partner and Cheer program supporter, Diamonds Direct will continue to provide each rookie cheerleader with a horseshoe-shaped ring to recognize their accomplishments.

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Colts Cheer will celebrate its 43rd season in Indianapolis in 2026. The squad, which debuted in Baltimore in 1954, is the longest running cheer program in the NFL.

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The Indianapolis Colts cheerleaders are an iconic squad, universally recognized as the creators of the very first official cheerleading squad in NFL history.Trailblazing BeginningsFirst in the League: In 1954, when the franchise was still in Baltimore, they introduced the NFL's first-ever cheerleading squad.

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Zoo Beginnings: The original 1954 Baltimore squad was actually recruited by a passionate fan, trained behind the reptile house at Druid Hill Park Zoo, and debuted with signs and megaphones.

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A Dedicated Legacy: Despite the team moving to Indianapolis in 1984, the organization holds the record for the longest-running cheer program in the NFL.

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Community & Off the FieldGlobal Ambassadors: The squad serves as one of the major NFL entertainment groups for the USO, regularly touring the world to perform for United States Armed Forces.

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Next Generation Mentorship: They host the Colts Junior Cheer program, which mentors and teaches routines to hundreds of kids ages 3 to 14 every year.

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Team Culture & QuirksStrict Fitness & Professionalism: In addition to their intense, week-long audition process, the cheerleaders log hundreds of community hours annually.

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Mother-Daughter Duo: The squad made history in 2018 when Carissa made the team, nearly 20 years after her mother, Beeler-Rose, cheered for the same franchise

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The 2026 SquadRoster Reveal: After weeks of intensive prep clinics and an intense virtual and in-person tryout process, the final squad was selected at the Annual Audition Showcase

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.Media Coverage: The journey to making the team was documented in the 30-minute special, "Colts Cheer: Making The Team," which aired on Fox59 Now.

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Colts Cheer Collegiate Combine: The team is hosting a combine on May 30th for high school students to learn from college dance teams and get an inside look at collegiate programs.

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Junior Cheer: The Junior Cheer program for kids ages 3 to 14 is gearing up for its new season, offering participants monthly clinics and exclusive performance opportunities.

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If there are any miss-spelled names, please accept my apologies. It's been a long week.

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Global Tours: The cheerleaders are continuing their tradition of global travel, partnering with the Armed Forces Entertainment to visit and perform for troops stationed around the world

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NFL's First Cheer Squad: In 1954, the Baltimore Colts became the first professional football team to have a dedicated cheerleading squad.

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Now that is an amazing achievement for the organization.

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They were originally formed by a fan named Thelma Mack who wanted to boost crowd participation at games.

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Zoo Beginnings: The very first squad in 1954 was recruited and trained by Thelma Mack behind the reptile house at the Druid Hill Park Zoo in Baltimore.

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International Ambassadors: The squad frequently travels across the globe for appearances, with destinations including locations like

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 Japan, Italy, Australia, and the Bahamas for military tours and calendar shoots.

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Diverse Careers: While their dance and sideline skills are top-tier, the cheerleaders maintain vibrant professional lives outside of football.

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 The squad has included teachers, engineers, nurses, and business owners.

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Charity and Community: Beyond gameday, the cheerleaders are deeply involved in charitable work.

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A notable example saw former cheerleaders shave their heads in support of former head coach Chuck Pagano's Chuckstrong cancer research campaign, raising massive awareness

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The Super Hot would like to wish the new cheer squad the best season, ever!

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Hotness Alert: Billie Ellish

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||' HOTNESS ALERT '||\

That complex woman known as Bellie Ellish has been busy posting adorable photos and videos of her holding a variety of props. It's good to see this extremely talented, pretty, and intelligent woman achieve her goals easily.

The Super Hot wishes Billie Ellish the best day ever! 

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Celebrating Pretty

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||" FASHION AND CELEBRITIES "||\

Having watched a variety of looks put out by major fashion houses, I was shocked at the cut-down dress she wore recently. I don't believe it gives her justice. Allow me to explain.

The problem here is the dress actually stops below her crotch and this strange clear skin-colored top which erupts from above the dress. She almost appears like she's coming out of a candy wrapper, but not in a good way.

But why - why is this so? It makes her ass look larger than it actually is. The width and proportion to her waist thinness are extreme. If she hasn't gotten a rib missing, I'd stand up and clap for her. But seriously. this outfit is awful from the top down. 

I'm not sorry to say for her dignity, I have blurred out the nipple in the one picture. Honestly, do we need more showing in this day and age? I know, I sound very old. But I am.

She wears the most adorable outfits, and clearly she eats well and starves herself constantly to look this way. I don't think it's very easy to be her. She has to constantly control her hunger, because by the looks of her, she's starving.

She wears so many outfits it's difficult to keep up. She's always welcome to borrow a shirt or two from my closet. 

The jeans look - classic 80's here. I like it, and it looks well, I just wish she put a shirt under her blue jean jacket.

Here are some FUN FACTS about Kylie Jenner:

Entrepreneurial Prodigy: Her company, Kylie Cosmetics, made $420 million in sales within its first 18 months, leading to high-value status.

Wig Obsession: She owns over 100 wigs and works with artist Tokyo Stylez, with some custom wigs costing roughly \(\$5,000\) each.

Youngest Kardashian-Jenner: She is the youngest child of Kris and Caitlyn Jenner, with a total of nine older siblings/half-siblings.

Accidental Mogul: She told Complex Magazine that if she wasn't famous, she would have pursued a career as a makeup artist.

First Modeling Job: Before her fame on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, her first modeling gig was for a Sears clothing campaign.

Cheerleader Past: She was a cheerleader at Sierra Canyon School before switching to homeschooling in 2012, graduating in 2015. I love the fact she was a cheerleader. So sweet.

Massive Social Reach: As of 2019, she held the number one spot on the Instagram Rich List, with single posts valued at over \(\$1\) million.

Anti-Bullying Advocate: Due to being bullied from a young age, she started an anti-bullying campaign called #IAmMoreThan.

A misunderstood and often takes heat on social media, she's not a bad person. I wish her the best day.

BackYard Party for Mother's Day

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||' AI FASHION, ART, MOTHER'S DAY '||\

At The Super Hot we would like to wish you a wonderful Mother's Day. I hope you enjoy the AI-generated images which feature young women at a backyard garden party. That model's arm is seriously bent backwards.

I won't be writing much commentary on this post. 

Those girls below have seriously evil looks to them. And I have no idea why.

Flash Quiz: What's better than pretty women at a back yard garden party? Answer: Absolutely nothing.

To satisfy my massive ego, I had to make the sign larger. How and why is she holding the drink that way? What is she saying?

We have entered the era of irresistible cuteness.

Yet again, we have a group of pretty women below who appear to have awful hot looks to them.

Switching to concert-mode, the sign gets ridiculous in size, and we have a ton of pretty models in attendance.

I feel like I'm being judged by them in the illustration below.

These glow tops need to be a real item. Seriously.

More dotted-glowing tops, coupled with some - quite frankly, strange faces. They all look the same, the features are so similar I swear they must be from one family.

So you've wandered into grandma's back yard garden party and you notice these 3 super hot (pun intended) girls staring at you. 

And finally, the last image. I removed the glowing clothes, and told AI just to fill the yard with pretty models. Mission accomplished, people!

Peace out, have a nice Mother's Day!