Sunday, June 21, 2026

SI Models: How MUCH Do They Actually Earn?

 

Cintia Dicker

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||" SWIMSUIT MODELS "||\
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The media giant Sports Illustrated has been in the fashion and model industry for decades. Having watched their ever-changing swimsuit lineup over the years, I became disinterested due to the same old, same old. 

Georgina Burke

Innovation seemed to be lacking - how many swimsuit supermodel calendars do you really need, anyway? Then all hell erupted in 2024, and the company almost disappeared entirely.


Clarissa Bowers

So what happened to Sports Illustrated in 2024?

Sports Illustrated survived a near-collapse in early 2024 when its previous publisher, The Arena Group, lost its licensing rights and laid off the majority of the staff.  Brutal.

Georgia Gibbs

Authentic Brands Group (ABG), which owns the SI intellectual property, subsequently handed a 10-year publishing deal to Minute Media to keep the print and digital editions running. Ouch.


Nazanin Mandi 

Sports Illustrated (SI) models typically earn between $50,000 and $150,000 per year. However, the exact amount varies wildly based on experience, popularity, and whether they are landing major brand endorsements or leveraging social media.

Brenna Huckaby

Individual earnings differ significantly across the modeling landscape depending on a few key factors.


 Per-Shoot Rates: Standard daily rates or per-shoot fees for SI assignments range from $200 to $1,000+.

Toni Breidinger 

 That sounds absurdly cheap. 

Alix Earle

These fees are influenced by the specific photographer, the location of the shoot, and the licensing or usage rights (how long and where the images will be published).Annual Averages: Aggregated industry data reports an average salary of $95,086 annually, with salaries spanning from $31,000 on the lower end to nearly $200,000+ for seasoned, high-profile professionals.

Brooks Nader

Endorsements & Collaborations: The massive global exposure of the SI Swimsuit issue frequently acts as a launchpad. 

Christie Brinkley

Top models and high-profile athletes (such as gymnast Olivia Dunne or skier Eileen Gu) can make millions. 

Olivia Dunne

For instance, top-tier models and athlete influencers can earn tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single sponsored social media post or ambassador deal.

Suni Lee

Agency Cuts & Expenses: Because SI models are typically represented by top agencies (like IMG Models), standard agency fees (about 20%) are deducted from their earnings. 

Additionally, independent contractors must manage their own business expenses, travel costs (when off-season), and insurance.

Iyanna Fairbanks
In other words, contractors get zero benefits, have to cover their costs, and are not offered any guarantee of future work. Sounds like hell to me.



Special Shout-Out to my girl Abbey Harty,

Miss Rodeo Canada 2026 - who was recently seen supporting her grandpa wearing pink chaps. Adorable, I wish her the best life, ever!


Friday, June 19, 2026

Movie Review: Obsession

 

Sh!t movie review

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||' MOVIE REVIEWS '||\

Having watched this horror movie that apparently has massive positive reviews. But personally, having watched it, and actually disliked it - but let me explain first.

This is exactly like Tinder

If you're a person who loves horror movies with gore, psychopathic behaviors, graphic violence and gore - well, this is the movie for you. Have you ever thirsted to see a woman hit herself in the forehead with a statue until a crack appears? Not me, and quite honestly, I felt sick watching that. And this is from someone who watched all Human Centipede series. It was just so unbelievable.

With a murderous smile, she says "I love you!"

Whether it was a magic wish cracker or chunk of willow tree, it doesn't matter. The plot and pretense are so awful I wanted to punch the man who played the one who pulled that twig. Dear God, was he that desperate to find someone? Clearly she was looney after being stretched to believe she was infatuated with this person.

Obsession 2:Our hero snaps another willow stick and gets trapped into a sexless marriage

And I'm not writing out against the actor who played him - just the role. The acting was great. The violence, and gore? Maybe I'm just too fucking old to care now. What scares me is that people think this might be normal behavior - maybe, if you were locked up in an insane asylum. Protip: It's not bad, once you get used to the food.

"Have you heard the word of the WATCHTOWER?" she yells.
Actually what would make this movie even scarier if she was a religious lunatic bent on converting you to her faith. You know? That lone roaming Mormon hottie, snatching her chance to entrap a young, clueless dimwit into a sexless marriage. Isn't that what's life about? (And no offense to the Mormons out there).

So what did I think? Well, it had excessive gore and violence. The plotline wasn't clear enough for me. What exactly was she doing smashing her head in? For whom and what reason? Was he worth it? I have no fucking clue. Honestly, if you hate gore and violence, just skip this movie. 

"Am I pregnant? I better check with One Wish Willow!"

Compared to the backrooms, which is a far more simple movie than it appears - as long as you don't go searching for those hidden easter eggs. 

If you're that literal lunatic that enjoys punching yourself in the face, well then, maybe this movie would be for you. Honestly, I found the dialog ridiculous and unbelievable. There is no chance in HELL this woman would date this man - even WITH an actual wish. Instead, she'd probably pretend to be nice, then murder him in his sleep.

"I'll finally have that 3-way you wanted!" as she holds her best friends severed head.

Kind of sounds like my family.

But anyway, if you choose to watch this monstrosity I hope you are prepared.

It's awful.

CS




Thursday, June 18, 2026

Hotness Alert: Patriots Cheerleader Shot

 


BY C STONE | HOTNESS ALERT /||' CHEERLEADERS "||\

PROTIP: Don't use your phone, you won't see the text.

Decades ago, I used to follow the New England Patriots loyally, and what changed was my living location. I moved from Halifax to Calgary in 2012, and adopted the Dallas Cowboys as my new #1 team.

Sadly, that legacy of winning hasn't erupted as much as I'd hoped it would. But still, when a pretty photo of 3 adorable cheerleaders appears on instagram - who am I to complain?

Bonus Shot: Alley Butler, so adorable.

I'm excited for the 2026 NFL season and can't wait!

-CS

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Event Safety: Think Ahead

 

Is it a backyard or a beach?

BY C STONE | THE SUPERHOT /||' Event Safety '||\

With the upcoming summer festivals and getaways happening, you'll want to ensure it's a safe and enjoyable time.


To be safe at a large event, plan ahead by locating all emergency exits and first aid stations, setting a specific meeting point for your group, and staying sober and aware of your surroundings. 


Avoid standing in crushing or stagnant crowds, keep your belongings secure, and trust your instincts—if you feel uncomfortable, leave immediately.

Before You Arrive - Review the venue: Check the event's website or app for venue maps, prohibited/allowed items, and clear-bag policies. Pre-plan exits: Upon entering, physically locate the closest exits. 


Do not rely solely on the main entry, as it will likely be the most congested in an emergency. Establish a meet-up spot: If separated from friends or family, choose a highly visible, distinct, and static landmark to meet up (e.g., a specific vendor or information booth).

Share information: Make sure children or those who need assistance have an ID bracelet or tag with your contact information on it. 
During the Event Maintain situational awareness: Stay observant. If you hear a commotion, run away from it rather than toward it to see what is happening.

Stay hydrated and protected: Depending on the weather, bring sufficient water, sunscreen, and ear protection to prevent heat exhaustion or hearing damage. Watch your drinks: Never leave beverages unattended.

 To prevent being drugged, always keep your drink in your hand and cover it. 



Avoid confrontation: Steer clear of intoxicated people and avoid arguments, especially in high-emotion environments like sporting events or concerts.


Navigating Crowds - 
Keep moving: Never stand completely still or sit down in the middle of a dense, moving crowd.



Maintain breathing room: Keep your arms bent near your chest to protect your ribs and maintain a little pocket of air around you.

Exit diagonally: If you need to leave a tight crowd, do not cut straight through. 


Move diagonally along with the flow of the crowd to get to the perimeter. If you fall: Try to get back up immediately.


 If you cannot, curl into a ball to cover your head and chest, protecting your airway until there is an opening to stand.


Avoid the Mosh Pit:
 If you want to avoid rough crowd behavior, steer clear of the center-front and mosh pits.

Assist Fallen Attendees: If you see someone fall, immediately help them up to prevent trampling.


Trust Your Instincts: Move away from aggressive individuals or spontaneously surging crowds. Alert event security immediately if you notice unsafe behavior. 

Watch your drinks, and never, ever accept a drink from a stranger. If you leave your drink to go to the bathroom, don't ever resume drinking it. Ever.

We hope you enjoyed these tips!


Sunday, June 14, 2026

DCC Cheerleading Spotlight

 

DCC Performing On Stage

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||~ CHEERLEADERS ~||\

I haven't seen the new team roster photos of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders yet. Hopefully they'll update the photo soon, as they're always the nicest cheerleaders by far. It's because they're from Texas.


The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (DCC) are in the middle of a massive summer, generating global buzz and navigating team shakeups.

Close relationships form as they perform around the world.

Here is what America's Sweethearts have been up to lately:Global Netflix Spotlight & Drama

The hit docuseries America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is returning for Season 3, offering an inside look at the brutal cuts and rigorous training. Veteran Cut Controversy: The team is making headlines after unexpectedly cutting 4-season veteran Karley Swindel from the roster. 


This sparked a passionate fan campaign, with fellow cheerleaders rallying around her.Off-The-Field SuccessesBrand Deals & Travel: The squad celebrated the offseason with trips to Greece and an exciting new partnership with Rent the Runway.

Inspiring Off-Field Careers: 
Former DCC members are expanding their horizons, ranging from landing unexpected international gigs—like cheerleader Klein Powell conducting interviews in fluent Japanese—to transitioning to Broadway and other elite dance roles.

One of Super Hot's favorite cheerleading teams, I wish them the best season (including former members)!


Friday, June 12, 2026

Thirst Trap Friday: Patriots

 


BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||" CHEERLEADERS "||\

The adoration of random cheerleaders will continue until further notice. I do love browsing instagram, but to be honest, it feels more like work sometimes. 


When I'm especially tired after a busy day at work, I like to post about the extremely talented, pretty, and sweet cheerleaders. 


The New England Patriots Cheerleaders have been highly active, officially announcing their 2026 squad after wrapping up rigorous final auditions. 


They have begun squad practices, scheduled their summer Junior Patriots Cheerleading Clinics, and started preparing to hit the sidelines at Gillette Stadium for the new season.

Media and Community Events: Members of the team have been engaging in community outreach, balancing cheering with full-time careers outside of football, and attending high-profile charity events like the MayeDay Celebrity Softball Classic.
Junior Clinics: The organization is launching its Junior Patriots Preseason Performance Package and Clinics, keeping the cheer program highly visible among younger athletes in the New England area.


You can check out the new roster or follow the team's official routines on the New England Patriots Cheerleaders hub or browse their latest training sessions on the Patriots Cheerleaders Instagram.


The Super Hot would like to wish the 2026 squad the best season, ever!

💞


In Memorial: Dolly Parton

  BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||' DEATHS "||\ The country music legend Dolly Parton has past away at the age of 80, according to ne...