Back Stage Paris Fashion Show

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Photo Sourced: Vogue

From an analytical mind, understanding why things are placed can be difficult. Understanding fashion esthetics and charms, seem impossible. Take for example the yellow and blue Valentino outfit. Who exactly would wear it? All of the models appear miserable. Not a single smile anywhere.

More Valentino. A black 80's style neck ribbon with strange polka-dot clear top. Those shoes should be illegal. Not even the model is smiling in this shot.

Four tiers of black coupled with a white bow. Is this person a child? We have no idea. The arms are pulled behind. More nonsense.

I don't know what to say about the two below. They are brightly colored or highly reflective. Metal colors appear to be the inspiration. No one is smiling in this shot. No one. The feeling of abject misery is clearly felt.

Back in the 1980's, the outfit below is what you could expect to see from women working at car rental and hotels. This is a nice outfit except for the outlandishly large flower at her neck. 

Those strange shoes are back. Gold and yellow, blue purses with gold chains. The 1980's are back again.

I don't know anyone who would wear the items below for work. What is with the feathers.

The red dress, I like it. The fit is good and the shine of the color is really nice. No one is smiling. I guess it costs more to have models crack a smile.

It's great: Purple and yellow with metallic highlights. What a great look. Again, pure despair and sorrow. Not a single smile. It must not be great modelling in 2025.

Everything is fine except for the shoes. 

Those yellow flip flops, the awful purple dress, the purse, yellow dress, and brown shoes are fine. Not a fan of these from Balenciaga.

It should be a grave sin for flip flops to be considered fashionable. The long gloves, the horrible leather top, that curtain style skirt. Nope, never, not even once.

To really appreciate this look, you have to view it all from the front.

Imagine you're in the pit of hell, and this these are the clothes you're forced to choose from. Courtesy of Hermes.

Leather is back, and back to stay. Hermes brings you more colored leather (and possibly imitation?). The boots seem rather high.

We have a lot of pictures to go through - about 505 of them to be exact. Over the next week, I'll be going through most of the Vogue pictures and giving you my 2 cents. 

We have nothing bad to say about the Heremes kits below. Its a LOT of leather. It will be hot to wear. And expensive. 

We'll have more critiques for you tomorrow.