Dull Colors are Back

 

BY C STONE ||| THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Looking at the fall and spring line ups show a dramatic shift to dark, dull colors. From outlandish, metallic highlights to over-sized boots with huge belts. Did I mention nobody is smiling - ever?

Dark brown and gray, once relegated to UPS and post office workers, now makes a comeback for 2026.

I've never understood the over-sized, droopy pants and business suit look. Wear a shirt, goddammit.

I would imagine the designers locked in a jail cell, forced to design awful grey suits to the masses. Over and over again until they "get it right". But they never do...

Not even women are allowed pockets anymore. Do you have an urge to dress like a roman gladiator, wearing a black-inspired skirt?

No one needs boots so large they require belts. No one.

Fake fur has returned with a vengeance. Grandma says never to do it, but if you do, wear the real stuff.

And leather. It's back, and ladies and gentlemen, back with what appears to be the shortest skirts and/or pants in history.

Can you believe those tights cost $310 and the leather coat is $4100? Yes, you read that right. I'll see myself out now.