Fashion Has Gone Haywire - Paris Fashion Week Mishaps

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT |||| PARIS FASHION WEEK

FKA Twigs was shown wearing tattered ribbons and a strange uncensored t-shirt. Her platform shoes didn't do it justice.

TV personality Lara Worthington was shown wearing a strange dress with one too many belts. We've never seen a belt over the top of breasts before, but she's gone and done it. Those boots, coupled with a weird belt over her hips, look strange and uncomfortable.

Emma Chamberlain was wearing a sheer skirt coupled with what appears to be a one-piece bathing suit. The shoes were nice, and it shows she had the same colored socks on. The purse matched. Her look was quite unconventional.

We have no idea who Ginerva Mavilla is, but she showed up in a train wreck outfit of an unbuttoned top, crap skirt, and awful red shoes. Just stop.

Before we rip into Haliey Bieber's choice of clothes, can we ask - is she pregnant again? The model was seen wearing a leopard print dress and knee-high leather boots. We think it's all right - given that she had been wearing sunglasses during the dark night. 

The Game of Thrones came and went, but you wouldn't know it by looking at Sophie Turner. This atrocity was resembling something from a wildling collection. Hard pass.

Just because you can wear garbage doesn't mean you should. Hailey Bieber was spotted wearing Yves Saint Laurent's clothes. We don't like anything except the shoes. I remember wearing Yves back in high school in 1985. That's right. I'm that old.

I'm so out of touch with main stream, I have no idea who the hell Ice Spice is. But this outfit is not that bad. However, if we were to criticize her, it would be that awful purse. It doesn't match the outfit.

Chiara Ferragni was shown wearing a decently made blue outfit, but we don't understand why there is a cord bunched at the center of her outfit. Other than that, it's a pretty outfit.

Again, we have no idea who the hell Coco Jones is, but this outfit isn't the worst we've ever seen. Yes, it hugs her body, and the boots go above her knees. It's not that bad is it?

Ciara Berry was spotted wearing this abomination which apparently looks to be a mismatch of hell. The awful top, the crazy black interconnected fabric, and the oddly over-sized necklace complete this look of lunacy.

Does anyone know Marie Gageuch? Could someone tell her it's an awful look? The crazy super-wide belt, the purple, white, and teal colors are just all over the place. Add in the leather handbag and awful shoes. Is this something grandma would wear? Probably.

Again, an awful choice by Marie Gageuch. (Is she really a fashion influencer? Is this really a title?). That awful skirt, the hilarious hat with round windows. The only item missing from this atrocity is earplugs to shield you from laughter.

Where to begin? Lauran Lemarquand is wearing something strange. We couldn't figure out what the point is with the fabric near her waist. The only thing that could compliment this outfit would be a garbage bin.

You can tell Meagan Markle is completely miserable. The smile is fooling nobody. The white outfit, which resembles something from a bargain basement left-behind, doesn't compliment her body. It must be hot in that thing. Is she trying to look like a nun?

Markle later redeemed herself with this outfit. Again, we don't understand the need for the white cape. Is she wearing the same shoes? I'm not sure.

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