Fashion Trends That Needs To Go Away

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION INDUSTRY

Dear readers, today I will be discussing my personal opinion on what women's fashion needs to stay away...forever. Do look and give me your thoughts. I hope you enjoy this article.

Above: Cutoff homemade shorts made from jeans. Just stop. Even Catherine Bach from The Dukes of Hazzard couldn't wear these well enough to justify them. 

They are too revealing, impractical, make you look poor, and have zero pockets. Hard pass. Give yourself some dignity and avoid these.

Crocs. Unless you're 95 years old and residing in an assisted living residence, just don't. You look cheap, the shoes are awful, and never think for a second these could pass for real, usable shoes that look good. If you want to wear something fishing, and don't give a f*ck, then go for it. Otherwise, don't waste your money.

I'll be the first to admit,  they kind of look cool at first. I know. It sounds awful. But honestly, just skip it already. First, you'll never be able to wash these safely. I never understood the reason behind wearing severely torn clothes. Don't. 

Animal print dresses. Please. These went out of fashion in the 1970's and never came back into style. You want to know something? The pattern isn't pretty. I must be old, because the only people I have seen wearing these things are 40-year old cougars who are thirsting for your youth. Not even once.

Denim jackets. These are for people who don't give a f*ck about fashion. Yes, they last a long time. Yes, they're fairly indestructible. The problem I have with them is they are dated to the 1970's. The brass buttons, the useless pockets, even the lack of insulation or inside pockets. Not interested.

The pro's: These shirts are home made looking and the patterns are neat. The cons: You can't be taken seriously wearing this anywhere. Unless you're at a music festival with psychedelics, don't even bother. There isn't a single person in the world who would be wearing this to work. Not one. Just avoid.

Why God, why? This is what I ask myself when I see people wearing sweat pants. You know, they're good for working out in, but other than that - maybe  jog in the cold? I don't know. Every time I see people wearing them, I think "she must have gotten it from Walmart". That's not a bad thing. I've gotten many good clothes from Walmart. But sweat pants is not one of them. Oh sure, it's got that handy tie at the front, with no zipper. And yes, there are pockets in them. Something unheard of in women's clothes. I avidly avoid them.

Feel free to leave a comment here or on instagram on what you hate.