Milan Fashion Week

 

Cate Blanchett Wearing Giorgio Armani

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT | ITALY

Giorgio Armani hosted Milan Fashion week in Italy this past Sunday evening. On display was the luxury label's Spring and Summer 2026 listings. Giorgio Armani himself past away earlier this month, leaving his last legacy of designs.

Actresses Glenn Close and Lauren Hutton were wearing black pant suits, akin to what most news women wear during broadcasting. A very contrasting look.

Above, actress Demi Moore was seen wearing this outlandish shag-inspired nightmare with matching shoes. It was from the Gucci Spring and Summer 2026 collection. 

A starkly different look for model Alex Consani who was wearing a strange tiger-inspired coat with tiny shorts. It's kind of risky to wear an endangered species on your body in this woke culture period, so we hope it was imitation. The real winner here was the hoes and matching purse. Just wow.

If you're into minimalist clothes made for the office, well, Jil Sander has everything you can want and then some. Pictured above is model Simone Belloti, and below is Guinevere van Seenus. They don't appear to be especially happy in the photo shoot. Maybe we're out of touch with reality, but both outfits are miss for me. Is it me, or did she get her inspiration from an Ikea catalog?

Before we dig deep into this adorable model above, the outfit is just confusing. While the purse is pretty neat, the over-sized coat (??) is truly a mess. Her stark male-style haircut isn't helping here. We think she looks like Gigi Hadid, and that is a good thing. Because we adore her.

We were going to say this outfit works, except, well, her underwear is on full display. If you're into that sort of thing. It looks like, but we'd prefer a slip to hide her underwear. I guess we're old fashioned here. Very strange indeed.

Prada has put out what it calls "Ugly Chic" clothes What they've done is release confusing and contradictory style. This is like digging into your grandma's old closet and coming up with your own custom ensemble. Just no. What we like: The jackets of both models and the purse. What we hate: The outlandish pink and grey dress, and the crazy bathing suit arrangement of model #2. Never, not even on a Sunday.

Please stay tuned as we will continue to ramble about Milan Fashion week. Thanks for viewing.