Ripping into Fashion

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS ||| EDITOR IN CHIEF

Yes, we get it. There are many fashion shows throughout the year, and, quite frankly too many of them. Too many think they're the must-view or have-to-attend event. 

The future of fashion is going to be fashion houses that exclusively use artificial intelligence driven by customer queries. And made to their measurements, and shipped to their homes, all without requiring anyone to talk to them. At all.

Does that sound awful? Yes it does.

Do you really want to know what I think about all this excess crap being paraded down useless runways? No? Too bad, I'm going to say it anyway.

In a weird world where women dress like men and call flip flops shoes - I'm sorry, but that's just as awful as wearing crocs for Christ's sake.

So you're a red-hot fashion designer and its like "Who the fuck is this guy?" I might be an old, sweet son-of-a-bitch, but let me tell you: I'm as honest as you're going to find.

And when the general public is done staring at all the rich-novae designs made for people who have 7-figure bank accounts - know this: Fast fashion is not going to go away. In fact, you're going to see more fast-fashion than the legacy ones like Chanel. 

Can I be a little bit honest here? When's the last time a model smiled on the runway - anyone? Does anyone know? Does it cost extra money for a smile? For God's sake, they're not modelling clothes for dead people.

I grew up in an era when Christie Brinkley wore a crown and ruled the runway. Now we have people fetched off the street, with absolutely no fucking care in the world. They must be paid in McDonalds coupons because they all look so damn miserable.

And don't get me started on the ridiculous fad of thin clothes. It never looked good, even if it was made by a designer label. Just stop. No one needs to see your private parts, and believe me, I can kinda guess what a nude 22-year old woman looks like. 

So what do we have? A bunch of angry, mean-looking beautiful girls who look like they're about to start a fist fight with one another. And don't even expect for me to explain what this awful look below is about. She looks like she's working at Ikea.

I'll go further. Tattoos do nothing but ruin beauty. It scars the skin and makes you look like a freak show. Just stop.

I'm pretty much done here.

Good night for now, and good f*cking luck finding a nice outfit.

Peace.