We Re-Designed the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader and Patriots Outfits So You Didn't Have To

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| EDITOR IN CHIEF ||||  MODELS

We decided to redesign the Dallas Cowboy and New England Patriot cheerleaders with new, fresh outfits. You can thank me later. We used nothing but the absolute best artificial intelligence and my guiding hand to bring them up to date to the 2026 year. 

I know. Why change something they think is perfect? Well, to be blunt, it's not. The DCC squad wears cloth that dates back to the 1980's. The Patriot Girls, God only knows how long they suffered wearing these awful outfits.

Well, no more. Dear readers, I bring you the most amazing collection and limited edition items to bring them into the 2026 year. We hope you enjoy the new and exciting looks!

We swapped out those white boots with cowboy boots. Of course I did. I love the ridiculous hat.

Love her look. The tiny skirt, the short cowboy boots with red trim. Oh, arm bands too.

This time, taller boots with a slightly longer skirt. Ntoice the tight top. Mmmm. Nice.

Isn't she the sweetest thing? Super-short skirt, probably not NFL-legal, and white cowboy boots again. I love the arms.

Tight-fitting jean shorts are back. The blue star-arms. The vest. It's great.

Making blue hot again, we present to you the super-cheerleader for 2026. I love the boots and two-colored skirt. The bra top is sweet. 

Back to a high-school inspired look. I'm not a fan of the thick top skirt, but it works.

We strayed from the white boots, and no, it doesn't work out at all.

The brown boots, so special, just don't make the outfit here. The rest is nice. The model's left hand is kind of... scary looking. 

I love the above look. I doubt the DCC would even consider it. But still, it's a classic win here.