Vogue's Best Dressed 2025 (not really)

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Vogue.com released the best dressed list of 2025, but I disagree with their choices. Instead, I will pop photos from their list and only show the ones I think are inline with actual fashion, instead of dressing like you pulled from a closet blindly.

I have no idea who the hell Doechii is, nor how to pronounce her name. Best said: This look is not outstanding. The plain black on black is fine, except the shoes. Not a fan of the laced-to-your-knees look.

Again, I have no idea who Myha'la is, nor how to say her name. Everything from the waist-up is fine. Everything below is a complete mess.

Not a great look. These outlandish sunglasses and leather-on-leather was dated back to the 1980's. If this is all you could find in your closet, fine, but otherwise, it's a skip.

Here's the "Just ran from the bedroom look" dress. If you can ignore the ridiculous headpiece, it's fine.

Word of caution: Above, Pamela Anderson looks like she's 70 years old, wearing a crazy-looking animal print hat from the 1930's. Just avoid.

Zoe Kravitz, probably the only dress that's fit for reality in the list. The gold and brown work, but the fact is I can't see the entire dress in this shot. Still, quite elegant.

Miuccia Prada, what is with wearing grandma's outfit? No, no, and hell no.

Fire hazard of the year award goes to Cate Blanchett. If you stripped that useless fuzzy away from the dress we might have something to work with.

As a gen-X'er I have no idea who Tyla is. But this outfit is not bad - except it shows a bit much. You cannot seriously wear this out to a dinner. It's perfect for a strip club.

India Bradley is wearing a nice petite dress, mostly sheer - it's simple, pretty, and neat.

Addison Rae is seen wearing this tightly-fitted dress. It's fine - what's distracting is her nails. I have no idea why. 

Greta Lee is an actress, from where, I have no idea. But this dress is a classic win. Is it a best dress? No.

Clairo, seen wearing this unusual outfit. I like that the dress looks like a butterfly from the front. The shoes? Hard pass.

Pope Leo XIV is NOT the best-dressed and this look is out dated from the era it started in. The purple is a color usually reserved for kings and queens. The gold patterns are nice, but honestly people, you can't be serious.

The final dress is nice. Classic pink, no unusual patterns and fits her well. 

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