Golden Globes Rubbish

 

Jennifer Lawrence wears something

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Those Halcion Hollywood nights watching  the annual Golden Globes has come and gone. About 20 years ago. It has come to a point where I ask "Who are these people? Why do they matter?" The most important question is - did you watch the Golden Globe awards this year? No? Yes? What did you think? Was it a total circle jerk waste of time?

Hailee Steinfeld 

Prepare for angst and less awe. Far less awe than back in the 1980's. You know? When cocaine filled up the bathrooms of the globe, people spoke on microphones half cocked out on coke. I think we're better for not having that anymore. I give Hailee props for wearing this dress while pregnant. No disrespect.

Teyana Taylor

I'm that old where I have no idea who the hell these people are now. Once you cross 50, it's time to focus on yourself and survival. And although I do recognize some previous decades talent like Jennifer Lopez, her days of glory have come and gone. And sadly, it's now mostly relationship and clothes focused-discussions happening.

Jennifer Lopez

Where is the style? I do not understand the theme here. The dreadful clothes look like rejects from a mismatched fashion cult. And I'm not sorry I said that. Would you honestly wear what Jenna Ortega wore at the Globes? No offense, but girl, this look is absolutely awful.

Jenna Ortega

It doesn't get any better the more you look through the photos.

Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fannings dress is nice - but dated. It looks expensive, sure, but there is no awestruck look anymore. Peak fashion has come and gone years ago. 

Emma Stone

And honestly, even Emma Stone (no relation) is wearing some mix-match skirt and top. I struggle to find words without being insulting.

Chase Infiniti

Ripping into Chase Infiniti (is that her real name?) would seem like child's play. I would rather be run through a sword than deal with this outfit.

EJAE

Honestly I have no idea what to say. The bleak black, the sheer dress, what are we doing here? And it gets stranger the more further you look into the guest list.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Ginnifer is wearing a not-so-flattering outfit. These kinds of dresses are made for women who have zero body fat. The 1920's style hair isn't helping here. And yes, the burning fires of hell get worse when we examine more guests of the Globe.

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez tries hard but fails with a dated hairstyle. The dress is fine - even the feathered 1950's style top. 

Priyanka Chopra Jonas 

Priyanka's strange dress, it should have ended at the knees. instead, we get a weird two-level dress that looks great for about 3/4 the way down. 

What a time to be alive.