The Grammy Look

 

Sabrina Carpenter

BY C STONE  THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION AND ENTERTAINMENT

Almost nothing has changed in the Grammy's since I've last paid attention to it. Although it's popularity has declined in recent years, I think it reached max peak in the 1980's. I decided to begin ripping into the majesty of the Grammy's. 

Teyana Taylor

That coveted symbol. Golden. Radiating something. And still, to me it's just a toy. 

Let me begin to say, some of the outfits are just plain awful. The above and below dresses are truly awful. Has civilization descended into outright nudity? 

Chappel Roan

 No disrespect but honestly, the above dress really does not do the person justice. Why even bother to wear clothes, indeed? 

I don't understand this all-black look. The outrageous dress, does nothing to compliment the body. I guess I'll never understand the point.

Olivia Dean

There are so many people wearing crappy outfits I've decided to give myself a personal break from it - and just cover the tiny few here. All I can say is "What  the fuck?" With the exception to Olivia Dean's dress - which is very nice - the vast majority appear to be ill-fitting or inappropriately dressed.

Ke$ha

This fur abomination, I don't know where to start. Ke$ha must have been drinking because holy shit girl, that outfit is terrible.

I've never understood celebrity worship. Never. And here we are, in 2026 no less, with even more celebrities grasping for that awful thing called fame. I don't really care for the above string dress. It shows too much, resembles grandma's bedding on the trail of her dress. What has happened to society? Has everyone descended into a TikTok view?

Doechii

Am I allowed to be nice? The above dress is fairly nice, although the train of the dress will require help if you want to walk around. The top isn't great, it shows a bit much - modesty has never been in short demand these days. 

Such is life.