Ripping into Fashion

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS ||| EDITOR IN CHIEF

Yes, we get it. There are many fashion shows throughout the year, and, quite frankly too many of them. Too many think they're the must-view or have-to-attend event. 

The future of fashion is going to be fashion houses that exclusively use artificial intelligence driven by customer queries. And made to their measurements, and shipped to their homes, all without requiring anyone to talk to them. At all.

Does that sound awful? Yes it does.

Do you really want to know what I think about all this excess crap being paraded down useless runways? No? Too bad, I'm going to say it anyway.

In a weird world where women dress like men and call flip flops shoes - I'm sorry, but that's just as awful as wearing crocs for Christ's sake.

So you're a red-hot fashion designer and its like "Who the fuck is this guy?" I might be an old, sweet son-of-a-bitch, but let me tell you: I'm as honest as you're going to find.

And when the general public is done staring at all the rich-novae designs made for people who have 7-figure bank accounts - know this: Fast fashion is not going to go away. In fact, you're going to see more fast-fashion than the legacy ones like Chanel. 

Can I be a little bit honest here? When's the last time a model smiled on the runway - anyone? Does anyone know? Does it cost extra money for a smile? For God's sake, they're not modelling clothes for dead people.

I grew up in an era when Christie Brinkley wore a crown and ruled the runway. Now we have people fetched off the street, with absolutely no fucking care in the world. They must be paid in McDonalds coupons because they all look so damn miserable.

And don't get me started on the ridiculous fad of thin clothes. It never looked good, even if it was made by a designer label. Just stop. No one needs to see your private parts, and believe me, I can kinda guess what a nude 22-year old woman looks like. 

So what do we have? A bunch of angry, mean-looking beautiful girls who look like they're about to start a fist fight with one another. And don't even expect for me to explain what this awful look below is about. She looks like she's working at Ikea.

I'll go further. Tattoos do nothing but ruin beauty. It scars the skin and makes you look like a freak show. Just stop.

I'm pretty much done here.

Good night for now, and good f*cking luck finding a nice outfit.

Peace.

Fashion News

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Lately I've been more impressed with the high fashion sets than the actual clothes. Take the above image for example, a highly bright and stylized display of stars and planets. Really nice to see a space theme for fashion. But for clothes, I'm afraid that thinner doesn't mean more luxurious.

It looks like something out of the middle ages. 

Willy Chavarria's design is fairly neat, and it looks like a throwback to the 1960's. 

Ulla Johnson designed this fire-hazard outfit that would guarantee death by fire if you stepped too close to an open fireplace. 

Simone Rocha's outfit is interesting, but again, too thin. I like the color and pattern, coupled with the shoes, but it looks too cheap.

TWP's outfit is really nice to look at. The shoes, purse, large coat and white outfit are matched nicely. 

I'm conflicted with Balmain's outfit. You really couldn't wear this at work, but it would be a nice outfit for evenings or parties. The shoes are a pass, I was never a fan of flip flops, no matter how expensive they are.

Alternative Wedding Dresses: The Super Hot Edition

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| EDITOR IN CHIEF ||| WEDDING STYLES

Dear readers, prepare yourselves. We've spared no expense, and present to you alternative wedding gowns designed by artificial intelligence. 

That's right.

We've gone all out and call me inspired, but I believe I'm on to something here: Alternative wedding styles. Prepare yourselves, because we have some beautiful black dresses and alternative colors you may never think about again.

Black is the color that exudes power and authority. It's the reason why most men's business suits are black vs. blue. But when you have a beautiful woman dressed in one, it changes the dynamic completely. Black becomes mysterious and pretty. The light becomes magical.

But wait - what about purple? Once the crown jewels of kings of the middle ages, this color is elite and magical. I suspect this is the reason why Prince wore the color almost exclusively. 

A spectacle of pretty. I know. At first you are thinking "This looks like a prom dress." Maybe you're right. 

But how about this one?

Things get really strange when you introduce plaid into the picture. Now it becomes a real country style dress.

A zebra-inspired wedding dress? Wait no more people!

Girl, are you a patriotic American and want to show your country you care? Just watch!

Star Spangled madness.

How about a tarot-inspired one?

Do you fancy pink?

And finally, the gold collection.

Is Fashion Relevant To The Working Class? Highly Doubtful

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION EDITORIAL

Never before have we more brands and models than today, and yet again, I see the huge discrepancy between the working class and elite rich who benefit from high fashion. 

With outfits costing hundreds to several thousand dollars - or more - the reach of fashion has become a running joke since the early 2000's.

The prices are outragous. The average price of a Louis Vuitton item ranges from $1960 USD to $7450 for a Cupacines Bag.

What most don't realize is some of these items can be made just as nicely but far cheaply in China - where - guess what - most of the sourced products come from anyway.

You will never convince me that you deserve to wear an outfit that costs over $12,000 - and that includes most over-priced wedding dresses. 

We live in a time where jobs are becoming a scarce item, more unemployment hits the world, and guess what - we are in a full tilt recession whether you like it or not.

And I'll tell you something, I buy my Calvin Klein and other shirts used for 20% on the dollar - and even then, the prices have gone up about 15%.

You can't make these items without a cost to society. And that cost is glaringly high. Never before have there been more millionaires or billionaires - the value of money seems to control society. And that is truly sad.

You will never convince me that elite "celebrities" or "business people" deserve that money. Clearly, this warped sense of entitlement has gone completely out the window. Never before has society become so unhinged and ramped towards materialism. I fear that the only eventful end game will be a collapse of society as we know it. And that will be when the working class won't take it anymore, and those clamoring for bread will be angry at those laughing and enjoying the richest food the planet can offer.

Time will tell if society will change, but I seriously doubt it. I will continue to report on fashion, but do know I am not enamored with money or fame. This site is mostly a joke and if you haven't figured out the true reason behind it, I guess you'll never know.

Hunter S. Thompson said this best back in the day, and it still applies to this day:

“In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.”

― Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream

Fashion Failures

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Leather, sheer see-thru pants, and nightmare straps: Welcome to fashion in the year 2025. Well dear readers, have a fancy at the latest atrocities I bring to you via the internet. And do know, these are mostly concept pieces, but still, it takes guts to pay someone to wear this awful stuff.

A wise man once said, in a world of thieves the only sin is stupidity.

Are you a woman who aspires to dress like a man? Well look no further! Dear readers we will even throw in a tacky red striped tie dated back from the 1970's into the mix.

Leather pants and and a massive coat with faux-fur fringes that appear to be made from grandmother's quilt. The pink top has not one, but TWO jangly necklaces that hang high and 1 low. Not to be out done, even the purse has brass jangles attached to it.

Are you a young stripper and want to look great? We have the look for you - all black on black, with large leather clasps on the boots. I have no idea where the chain comes from - I guess it's a belt.

A nice red dress with a questionable top that resembles your creepy uncle's mustache. 

We have reached true madness with the massive pearls and gigantic 80's style leather jacket. What is going on with the split-tone stockings? All of these models look absolutely miserable.

Ever wanted to wear a pearl set you could swing at your mother-in-law's head? Well, now we have one! This outfit not that bad. The model, yet again, is not smiling.

This is exactly what happens when blind people with too much money attempt to design clothes.

The black power color isn't working here. Hands in the pockets. Awful shirt. The shoes are obscured by shadows.

Necklaces are never a substitute for a decent top.

What exactly are we trying to do here?