Golden Globes Rubbish

 

Jennifer Lawrence wears something

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| ENTERTAINMENT NEWS

Those Halcion Hollywood nights watching  the annual Golden Globes has come and gone. About 20 years ago. It has come to a point where I ask "Who are these people? Why do they matter?" The most important question is - did you watch the Golden Globe awards this year? No? Yes? What did you think? Was it a total circle jerk waste of time?

Hailee Steinfeld 

Prepare for angst and less awe. Far less awe than back in the 1980's. You know? When cocaine filled up the bathrooms of the globe, people spoke on microphones half cocked out on coke. I think we're better for not having that anymore. I give Hailee props for wearing this dress while pregnant. No disrespect.

Teyana Taylor

I'm that old where I have no idea who the hell these people are now. Once you cross 50, it's time to focus on yourself and survival. And although I do recognize some previous decades talent like Jennifer Lopez, her days of glory have come and gone. And sadly, it's now mostly relationship and clothes focused-discussions happening.

Jennifer Lopez

Where is the style? I do not understand the theme here. The dreadful clothes look like rejects from a mismatched fashion cult. And I'm not sorry I said that. Would you honestly wear what Jenna Ortega wore at the Globes? No offense, but girl, this look is absolutely awful.

Jenna Ortega

It doesn't get any better the more you look through the photos.

Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fannings dress is nice - but dated. It looks expensive, sure, but there is no awestruck look anymore. Peak fashion has come and gone years ago. 

Emma Stone

And honestly, even Emma Stone (no relation) is wearing some mix-match skirt and top. I struggle to find words without being insulting.

Chase Infiniti

Ripping into Chase Infiniti (is that her real name?) would seem like child's play. I would rather be run through a sword than deal with this outfit.

EJAE

Honestly I have no idea what to say. The bleak black, the sheer dress, what are we doing here? And it gets stranger the more further you look into the guest list.

Ginnifer Goodwin

Ginnifer is wearing a not-so-flattering outfit. These kinds of dresses are made for women who have zero body fat. The 1920's style hair isn't helping here. And yes, the burning fires of hell get worse when we examine more guests of the Globe.

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez tries hard but fails with a dated hairstyle. The dress is fine - even the feathered 1950's style top. 

Priyanka Chopra Jonas 

Priyanka's strange dress, it should have ended at the knees. instead, we get a weird two-level dress that looks great for about 3/4 the way down. 

What a time to be alive.

The Ultra-Hot Paris Hilton

 

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Truly a complicated woman, misunderstood by many, and sadly, gets too much hate these days. 

After enduring the impossible loss of her house, she's re-created her life from scratch - with many admiring her for her personal strength in times of adversity.

Known to be a fighter for women's rights, her endlessly busy life is full with a family and wonderful home life.

I suspect Paris Hilton is truly a homebody, but has a public personality showing how outgoing she is. 

I couldn't imagine how busy her schedule is, but if she's ever in Calgary, I'd love to host a quick interview at your hotel.

She looks fantastic as always. I wish her and her family the best life.

💖💫

The Undeniable Hotness of Zendaya

 

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Supermodel and actress Zendaya has always been an endless fascination for me. With her incredibly pretty looks, classical style, and incredible personality - what's not to love?

According to wikipedia:

Zendaya Maree Stoermer Coleman (/zɛnˈdeɪ.ə/ ^ⓘ zen-DAY-ə;^[2] born September 1, 1996) is an American actress and singer. The recipient of numerous accolades, including two Primetime Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award, she was named by Time as one of the 100 most influential people in the world in 2022. Her films as a leading actress have grossed over $3.9 billion worldwide.

Born in Oakland, California, Zendaya began her career as a child model and backup dancer before gaining prominence for her role as Rocky Blue on the Disney Channel sitcom Shake It Up (2010–2013). She then starred in and produced the channel's sitcom K.C. Undercover (2015–2018). Zendaya made her feature film debut as Michelle in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017). She reprised her role in its sequels Far From Home (2019) and No Way Home (2021), both of which grossed over $1 billion worldwide. For her performance as Rue Bennett, a struggling drug-addicted teenager, in the HBO teen drama series Euphoria (2019–present), Zendaya won two Primetime Emmy Awards for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series, becoming the youngest performer to win the category, as well as a Golden Globe Award.

Zendaya's incredible beauty can only be complimented by her perfect personality. 

I am shamelessly cheerleading for Zendaya.

The Blistering Stupidity in Fashion

 

Another nonsense look nobody will wear.

It must be a real treat to make things which are absolute garbage. These photos, sourced from a recent Elle post located here, contained some of the most awful looks I have seen in a very long time.

I would classify them as mental illness. It's too bad God never released the 10 fashion commandments. Because we kind of need this now, given the amount of insanity seen on the runway.

The photos show a real strange fashion trend: Everyone is wearing a scarf. The bags are hairy. Those boots HAVE to go up to the knees. No matter what. 

But the real question is: Where does genius end and madness begin? Or does it blend the two, creating unique trash fashion looks like the very top photo of this article. We've all seen elaborate model sets before. The incredible waste of money on things that get only used once - for a fashion show. Don't think for a moment these items are held anywhere. And if they are, likely they'll be destroyed.

We live in an age of fashion garbage. Not even shunting in perfume at fashion shows are going to save some of those top brands this year. 

I used to think high fashion contained perfect stitching, fit, and finish using quality materials. Mostly. But now, having witnessed the reports on social media of crap quality fashion, from astonishing brands, I really wonder what qualifies them to be a luxury brand when in reality, they are not. 

Can I just say? No one wants to see your underwear. No one. The oversized look, incredibly crap-looking shoes, and garish colors are going to win no awards. And neither is wearing wires under your clothes. Usually attached directly to their genitals. But seriously, is this still a thing? I never succumbed to this nonsense. Each to their own, I say.

Black or white, it doesn't matter. I'm seriously tired of looking at models who refuse to smile. If it's that horrible maybe they should be given a goddamn tip jar as they walk down the runway. If I ran my own model house I'd fire any model who refused to smile. 

And I'm not sorry, but this jeans-style combo outfit has to die a final death - its just not fashionable. In the 1970's, 80's, 90's, 2000's, and even now. Just stop.

So you wanna look like a million dollars on the cheap? That's not going to happen. Let me save you the embarrassment: Instead of people asking 'Is THAT Versace?" and you say "Ummm, no it's bargain blend 7". Stay back, it's going to be a cold conversation going forward.

And this strange look - usually where women have their last set of ribs surgically removed - is quite awful. Now I'm not saying the model above had it done, but you can tell when a woman has it done, and when you see her body, it's unnatural. There is a sudden dive to the center. Gone is the graceful curve given by that single pair of ribs. Ghastly, indeed.

Bringing back a sore point for me: These ripped jeans need to burn in hell - and stay there. You'll be the laughing stock to strangers. The ripped jeans look was never in fashion, never cool, and never a sign of wealth.

These fucking boot styles need to die. I saved the best for last. Unless you're an absolutely smoking hot goth model, just don't. It's confusing, inappropriate given the weather (as seen above), and nobody is going to take you seriously. Because only 5 year old's dress like that. You can thank me later when you throw them to the charity bin.

I've got a few more ideas to chat about in the next few weeks.

Stay tuned.

2026: The Year of the Poor

 

What poor women wore in the mid to late 1800s

As more people begin to lose jobs and the economy slows to a halt, the frantic search for jobs will continue in desperation. To no avail.

Meanwhile, the ultra-rich and so-called 'elites' continue to enjoy millions and hundreds of billions of dollars in income. The disparity between the poor and rich have never been greater than it is today.

I was watching ancient history about the pyramids of Egypt. Do you know what the ultra-rich and powerful did 4,000+  years ago? That's right, they built elaborate tombs to hold not only their prized possessions, but also their servants, animals, and even furniture. I wish I was joking. As I write this short article, I could name many that have built underground bunkers to hide from the eventual decline from society. Oh baby, talk about planning for the future.

They even had hundreds of tiny dolls used to represent "workers" in the afterlife - you know, to serve the Pharaoh because he was thought to be 'divine' and 'close' to the ancient Gods.

Ripped jeans stopped being cool and faded into obscurity fairly quickly. Those cheap Walmart clothes are looking pretty good when you don't have any money.

Meanwhile, the poor around the world are struggling to eat a decent meal, having a tough time with their housing - many are homeless. Some are on the verge of homelessness. Nobody gives a fuck. Nobody. And I mean that.

You are born, live, and die on this Earth alone. That is the one truth you are given. Between those two times? God only knows what happens. If you're lucky, somehow you'll save enough money to retire one day. Maybe. But if not, you'll be like me, condemned to work until your last dying breath. So be it.

I said this before and I'll say it again: Rome was infiltrated by barbarians and sacked many times. We live in a society teetering on law and order. And that order of law is shrinking faster than I thought it would. 

The cognitive dissonance between the ultra rich and everyday person is unbelievable. 

Tony Montana said it best. "Who do I trust? Me, that's who."

The Magic of Zendaya

 

Few super models capture my attention like Zendaya. a very unique woman, with distinctive pretty features - she's impossible to ignore.

Featured in Vogue magazine more than once, her iconic style has many captivated. 

Like everyone else, the only question I keep asking myself is: "Why is Zendaya so pretty?" Pretty indeed.

Seen above from her instagram account, wearing a short shirt which reveals her right side. The bronzed beauty look, a classic win here.

We wish her the best 2026, and will be following her legendary career progress💓. 

Fashion and Culture Predictions for 2026

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION

As the world begins 2026 with bleary bloodshot eyes, staggering from the night before, I wonder what fashion trends will be starting in the newly minted year.

Budget fashion is back. No longer will women be spending thousands of dollars on boutique handbags from icons such as Gucci and Prada. The smart shopper will be buying cheaper alternatives. Instead of buying 1 handbag for $3500, today's frugal consumer will spend $100 - if that. If all that separates the big brands is where it's made, then expect a lot of unusual source countries.  Tariffs have had a major impact on brands made outside North America.

Single-color outfits are coming back. You might see more people wearing clothes that match everything: Shoes, pants, top, and maybe even their underwear. 

Great news: Miserable, unhappy fashion models will never be going out of style. Appearing angry, unusually skinny and starved, these women haven't used a smile in a photo-op for years. Welcome to the gaunt society where no one smiles at fashion shows.

The outlandish, over-sized dress or excessively long tails: Did they ever leave the world of couture? Metallic prints with sheer fabric - have we re-entered the 1980's?

Black is the only color that never goes out of style. Popular with young and old, it's a mainstay power color. Short skirts, dark pants, and black shoes. Welcome to the world of dark clothes and dark fabrics.

Tight, stretchable pants that show the @ss - never going out of style. Crop tops with short sleeves, hugging the body and showing everything off like a Christmas gift. 

That crazy, multi-colored dress that appears to be designed in an A.I. factory: I could see vending machines being used to design clothes on the fly for people. And it wouldn't cost a lot of money.

 Imagine clothes made-to-fit while you wait at an airport. You could purchase $500 worth of fine dining clothes for a wedding while waiting for your flight in New York City. The potential possibilities are endless.

The machine would 3D scan your body for measurements, then create a custom-fitted garment in 5 minutes. Now that would be amazing. I'm looking forward to the future.