LINGERIE AS EVERYWHERE

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT //| FASHION SLOP |\\

I sat down and asked myself "Where has fashion not gone far enough?" and the answer was simple: Lingerie. For practical reasons, unless you're a woman at a Victoria Secret event, there's no need to wear underwear in public as your only clothes. 

Adding glowing elements and odd colors helps. Somewhat.

Unless you're at a beach resort, the normalcy of clothes will not change.

These outfits would never pass for rural Canada or America. In Europe, it would be a bit far but possible. The problem is the harassment women would potentially face - so they cover themselves up. 

Would you like some fun facts about lingerie - courtesy of artificial intelligence? Why not!

Here are more fun and surprising facts about lingerie:

• Historical Origins: Ancient Egyptian men wore a phallustache (fabric covering). King Tut was buried with 145 pairs of underwear.

• The "Thong" Origin: The thong was invented in 1939, reportedly after a mayor ruled that dancers had to cover up.

• Creator's Purpose: The first Victoria's Secret store was created in 1977 by Roy Raymond to make the lingerie-buying experience less "creepy" for men.

• Weird Records: A ten-year-old once wore 215 pairs of underwear simultaneously.

• The 3-Bra Rule: It is recommended to own at least three bras: one to wear, one to wash, and one to rest, which helps the elastic last longer.

• Size Differences: Women in Norway are considered to have the largest average bra size, while the UK purchases the largest cup sizes.

• No Space Underwear: Carrie Fisher was instructed not to wear underwear in Star Wars because, according to George Lucas, "there's no underwear in space". 

• Lucky Red: Italian women often wear red lingerie on New Year's Eve for good luck.

• Lifespan: The average lifespan of a well-worn bra is only six months.

I hope you enjoyed this insightful article of pretty AI slop.

Merciless Adoration of Gigi and Kendall [NSFW]

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT //| CELEBRITIES AND COUTURE |\\

Where to begin in describing two of the most iconic models of all time - Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid. Two of the prettiest models I have ever seen - not including her absolutely stunning sister Isabella.

Two very close friends for a long time, these two take adorable photos.

The bland business style works here. She reminds me of a news anchor who dresses similarly. 

But clearly, Kendall is her own woman in every way.

I can't help but wonder, what pretty Gigi Hadid is thinking here, and why she looks so sad?

Gigi has an iconic, unique look you never see anymore: That wrathful girl look.

Very wrathful. Her cushions and chair look very comfy. I like the fact she's eating something. And it looks like she's really enjoying it.

Jelena Noura "Gigi" Hadid (/ˈdʒiːdʒi həˈdiːd/ JEE-jee hə-DEED; born April 23, 1995) is an American fashion model and television personality.

 In 2016, she was named International Model of the Year by the British Fashion Council. 

Throughout her career, Hadid has made at least 50 appearances in international Vogue. Models.com ranks her as one of the "New Supers". Since 2017, Hadid has been one of the highest-paid models in the world, earning $20 million.

Born in Los Angeles, she began her career as a child model for Baby Guess. She signed to IMG Models in 2013 and made her New York Fashion Week debut the next year. Hadid has appeared in numerous high fashion campaigns and editorials, and is a spokesmodel for Maybelline.

The Super Hot wishes Kendall and Gigi the best.

BODYSUITS 2: GLOWING EDITION

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT /||| AI SLOP
Click on any image to enlarge.

Focusing the AI website for creative summer swimwear isn't easy. When you ask for a runway and get a pool hallway, strange things happen.

The clothes had to glow, so in a way it appears like the bathing suits are somehow backlit. It looks very strange.

Some of these photos are right out of bizarro-land. Take the above left one. Is that an endless line of models sitting? 

From super-bright oranges, shining metallics and strange lighting choices. 

Have we reached peak bodysuit fashion? I doubt it. The are far higher, loftier heights that can be reached - I just know it.

At what point does a bodysuit or bathing suit become lingerie? 

Whether it's multi-colored glowing bodysuits, or an all-red ensemble, you can be sure to stand out in one if you're a woman.

Red is one of my most favorite colors. I love all of these looks.

In conclusion, if you're a fashion model who lunges at the thought of wearing a spandex bodysuit to work - good on you, girl! I hope you enjoyed this article.

My favorite of all these is the center image above. A bit too revealing - but isn't it interesting, to say the least?

More to come.

The Absolute HOTNESS That IS Zendaya

BY C STONE| THE SUPER HOT |// MODELS \\|

Zendaya has been an absolute gem lately, having announced her secret marriage (and congratulations!) from The Super Hot.

The absolute pretty that is this unique girl, a woman - professional model, actress, and yes - beautiful. It's really hard to quantify how much I adore this one.

Her unique instagram stream is a joy to flip through. Over, and over again. And again.

I'm really not a fan of the look below. It's too unkempt, not pretty, and more crap clothes. 

Sadly, I am obsessed.

 In a confusing way, I like this look.

Here are more fun facts about Zendaya:

• Meaningful Name: Her name is derived from the Shona word Tendai, which means "to give thanks".
Teacher Parents: Both of her parents were teachers, and she attended school where her mother taught.
Overcoming Shyness: She was so shy as a child that she repeated kindergarten.
Backup Dancer Beginnings: Before her Disney days, she was a backup dancer in a Sears commercial featuring Selena Gomez.




Animal  Lover: She has a miniature schnauzer named Noon.
Pet Peeve: She cannot stand chipped nail polish.
"Spider-Man" Audition: She did not know she was auditioning for the role of MJ in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Shakespeare Training: She started her acting journey at the California Shakespeare Theater.
Huge Harry Potter Fan: She watches the Harry Potter movies, sometimes once a day, because she finds them calming.
Vegetarian: She has been a vegetarian for many years.

Bodysuit MADNESS

 

BY C STONE | THE SUIPER HOT //| FASHION |\\

I've thought about covering those useless (and often) unnecessary fashion events that pop-up in my calendar from time to time. Instead, I've taken the leisurely route of creating more fashion using - that's right - artificial intelligence.

But today, instead of focusing on pajamas - why not move on towards the ever-popular bodysuit. That's right: No more are women restricted into wearing these at pools, runways, and churches. 

And yes, I know, it's very odd to see women wearing bodysuits in the workplace. They break all the HR rules right out of the box: You see everything, and dare I say it - everything looks fantastic if you're in shape. Very nicely.

I can understand why some women may not want to wear bodysuits. It can cause unwanted attention from other people. It's not really a professional look for the office. And if it was, the entire world would have to double the capacity of air conditioning in the office. 

At the very minimum.

And yet again, here we are, entertaining insane ideas like 'bodysuits at the office' day. As a man, I'd never wear one, and I'm sorry, but this statement is completely ridiculous. Of course you should dress professionally. This is a fashion blog, not a reality transcription. 

Out of all these the above and below panels, I adore the center one below. It shows you how creative lighting can give the appearance of wearing clothes. 

And so, if you're really bored and think "I'm tired of this old cocktail dress." Then why not consider the bodysuit? It will certainly turn heads.

The bathing suit really hasn't changed since inception. We only have variations of material, colors, and patterns. But still, with new and advanced fabrics, I think anything could be possible with a good imagination.

But we shouldn't limit ourselves to just one look. One never knows how much lunacy and madness will be launched if a pretty woman insists on wearing one on the daily.

In all seriousness, when everyone has a stressful and busy day, isn't it nice just to chill out, read some nonsense, and relax?

Until next time.