Rating Celebrity Looks

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| EDITOR IN CHIEF ||| FASHION COMMENTARY

Has Hollywood suffered a fashion crisis? I'll review some of the looks by celebrities and give my own brutal assessment. First up: Charlie XCX. I loved her in the early days with Fancy. But now, wearing all black YSL, its dreadful. She looks like she's going to a funeral of her grandma. Or maybe someone's upcoming wedding. The black lace, the leather (?) looking dress. Just no.

Kim Kardashian, doing her best Kanye impression. I don't think this dress is very flattering. The mock breasts below her real ones, the droopy and drab brown color doesn't do anything. I don't get it. The necklace is overkill. 

Olivia Rodrigo. Finally, a model who smiles, is wearing something decent, and seems to fit into the theme. I like the black dot in the middle of her bosom, and the white lacey top is pretty. Her dress is very elegant. 

Selena Gomez: Oh my. She's all grown up now, isn't she? Looking great, wearing a super-cute short pixie cut, a sexy dress and coat. What's not to love?

Jenna Ortega. What the hell is she wearing for a top? I love the skirt, but hate the top. I don't understand it. Her hair is flawless. 

Rachel Zegler is all grown up now. There is nothing wrong with this dress, the shoes are perfect, the pink lace on her arms are pretty. I absolutely love her hair and the earrings. Just wow, a total knockout.

I have no idea who Rachel Sonnett is, but this awful outfit has got to go. A large purple monstrosity, with a slit and buttons. The shoes are nice, and that's about it.

Ayo Edebiri is wearing a smart black and white top outfit. It's casual but not too constricting. I have no issues with this style.

Someone should have told Elle Fanning to fight off the fashion designer who asked her to wear this monstrosity. I haven't seen anything this ridiculous since Sesame Street's Big Bird.

Hailey Bieber's outfit was no better. Had the design been a continuous fabric design instead of the 2-tone, it would have worked. But here, it's a miss. The shoes are nice.

Viola Davis is wearing something of a classic. The blue with fringes are quite nice for an evening experience. You can tell she's not happy in the picture.

Someone tell me Greta Lee was forced to wear this awful outfit. I hate the top, and the canopy dress isn't much better. 

Demi Moore and Lucy Lui are wearing contrasting outfits. I think Lucy Lui wore it slightly better. The matching blue clutch is a nice addition. If you swapped jewelry with Demi Moore, it would be even prettier.

Milly Alcock. What an adorable girl. This outfit, just wow. The see through dress, showing her absolutely tight waist is a complete win here. I love it.

I have no idea who Mikey Madison is, but this outfit is a bit of a mystery to me. Clearly, you can see her underwear, but yet, does it work? I'm not so sure. If you had a slip to cover her underwear, then yes, it would work. I like the necklace.

Sydney Sweeney, despite my unwavering love for her, appears completely dreadful and sad in this black outfit. I love the design, but, clearly something was bothering her that evening.

Kendall Jenner. Where to begin? Had she wore a large belt or cloth around her waist, this would be a winner. Instead, my OCD kicks in and I have this overwhelming desire to pull her dress down to get rid of the 'wrinkles'. I love the black toe nails.