Back Stage Paris Fashion Show

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Photo Sourced: Vogue

From an analytical mind, understanding why things are placed can be difficult. Understanding fashion esthetics and charms, seem impossible. Take for example the yellow and blue Valentino outfit. Who exactly would wear it? All of the models appear miserable. Not a single smile anywhere.

More Valentino. A black 80's style neck ribbon with strange polka-dot clear top. Those shoes should be illegal. Not even the model is smiling in this shot.

Four tiers of black coupled with a white bow. Is this person a child? We have no idea. The arms are pulled behind. More nonsense.

I don't know what to say about the two below. They are brightly colored or highly reflective. Metal colors appear to be the inspiration. No one is smiling in this shot. No one. The feeling of abject misery is clearly felt.

Back in the 1980's, the outfit below is what you could expect to see from women working at car rental and hotels. This is a nice outfit except for the outlandishly large flower at her neck. 

Those strange shoes are back. Gold and yellow, blue purses with gold chains. The 1980's are back again.

I don't know anyone who would wear the items below for work. What is with the feathers.

The red dress, I like it. The fit is good and the shine of the color is really nice. No one is smiling. I guess it costs more to have models crack a smile.

It's great: Purple and yellow with metallic highlights. What a great look. Again, pure despair and sorrow. Not a single smile. It must not be great modelling in 2025.

Everything is fine except for the shoes. 

Those yellow flip flops, the awful purple dress, the purse, yellow dress, and brown shoes are fine. Not a fan of these from Balenciaga.

It should be a grave sin for flip flops to be considered fashionable. The long gloves, the horrible leather top, that curtain style skirt. Nope, never, not even once.

To really appreciate this look, you have to view it all from the front.

Imagine you're in the pit of hell, and this these are the clothes you're forced to choose from. Courtesy of Hermes.

Leather is back, and back to stay. Hermes brings you more colored leather (and possibly imitation?). The boots seem rather high.

We have a lot of pictures to go through - about 505 of them to be exact. Over the next week, I'll be going through most of the Vogue pictures and giving you my 2 cents. 

We have nothing bad to say about the Heremes kits below. Its a LOT of leather. It will be hot to wear. And expensive. 

We'll have more critiques for you tomorrow.

We Used Artificial Intelligence to Draw Models with Unique Outfits. Here's a Sample

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT |||| FASHION

It's no secret artificial intelligence has begun to creep into everyone's lives on a day to day basis. At The Super Hot, we decided to use an open A.I. image generator to see what could be created using free tools available to anyone.

We used the terms "Pretty model wearing a unique outfit" and here's what we found. (The above image is just one of many generated). These are NOT real people!

Its astonishing how pretty A.I. can make people.

Apparently, swords are back in fashion once again. Check out those massive boots.

Some of these outfits are really well designed.

Q: Would you reject this girl if she asked you out?

That high collar and gold detail. Wow.

Do you like gothic girls? Who doesn't adore them.

Shouldn't there be more black women in modelling? Here you go!

Asians?

Retro?

Forget going to school. All you need is a phone and an internet connection.

We love the 'almost' cowboy hat.

This explains today's fashion in a nutshell.

Fashion Has Gone Haywire - Paris Fashion Week Mishaps

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT |||| PARIS FASHION WEEK

FKA Twigs was shown wearing tattered ribbons and a strange uncensored t-shirt. Her platform shoes didn't do it justice.

TV personality Lara Worthington was shown wearing a strange dress with one too many belts. We've never seen a belt over the top of breasts before, but she's gone and done it. Those boots, coupled with a weird belt over her hips, look strange and uncomfortable.

Emma Chamberlain was wearing a sheer skirt coupled with what appears to be a one-piece bathing suit. The shoes were nice, and it shows she had the same colored socks on. The purse matched. Her look was quite unconventional.

We have no idea who Ginerva Mavilla is, but she showed up in a train wreck outfit of an unbuttoned top, crap skirt, and awful red shoes. Just stop.

Before we rip into Haliey Bieber's choice of clothes, can we ask - is she pregnant again? The model was seen wearing a leopard print dress and knee-high leather boots. We think it's all right - given that she had been wearing sunglasses during the dark night. 

The Game of Thrones came and went, but you wouldn't know it by looking at Sophie Turner. This atrocity was resembling something from a wildling collection. Hard pass.

Just because you can wear garbage doesn't mean you should. Hailey Bieber was spotted wearing Yves Saint Laurent's clothes. We don't like anything except the shoes. I remember wearing Yves back in high school in 1985. That's right. I'm that old.

I'm so out of touch with main stream, I have no idea who the hell Ice Spice is. But this outfit is not that bad. However, if we were to criticize her, it would be that awful purse. It doesn't match the outfit.

Chiara Ferragni was shown wearing a decently made blue outfit, but we don't understand why there is a cord bunched at the center of her outfit. Other than that, it's a pretty outfit.

Again, we have no idea who the hell Coco Jones is, but this outfit isn't the worst we've ever seen. Yes, it hugs her body, and the boots go above her knees. It's not that bad is it?

Ciara Berry was spotted wearing this abomination which apparently looks to be a mismatch of hell. The awful top, the crazy black interconnected fabric, and the oddly over-sized necklace complete this look of lunacy.

Does anyone know Marie Gageuch? Could someone tell her it's an awful look? The crazy super-wide belt, the purple, white, and teal colors are just all over the place. Add in the leather handbag and awful shoes. Is this something grandma would wear? Probably.

Again, an awful choice by Marie Gageuch. (Is she really a fashion influencer? Is this really a title?). That awful skirt, the hilarious hat with round windows. The only item missing from this atrocity is earplugs to shield you from laughter.

Where to begin? Lauran Lemarquand is wearing something strange. We couldn't figure out what the point is with the fabric near her waist. The only thing that could compliment this outfit would be a garbage bin.

You can tell Meagan Markle is completely miserable. The smile is fooling nobody. The white outfit, which resembles something from a bargain basement left-behind, doesn't compliment her body. It must be hot in that thing. Is she trying to look like a nun?

Markle later redeemed herself with this outfit. Again, we don't understand the need for the white cape. Is she wearing the same shoes? I'm not sure.

We hope you enjoyed our analysis.

Has Fashion Gone Haywire?

 

BY C STONE | THE SUPER HOT ||| FASHION NEWS

Dear readers, it appears that fashion has begun a strange trek into madness. The above picture illustrates such strange and bizarre designs. Who in their right mind thought a feathered outfit with extensions at the arms would be fashionable. 

This is the beginning of madness.

It's about time someone began criticizing fashion and the stupidity of some of the designs put out there. These outlandish necklaces and over-sized coats, coupled with pants so large they could double as tents. What in the hell is going on here?

With respects here, the look of being possessed by demonic forces was never on my check list of beauty. Is it a cape or a coat? Why are the boots so strange? I have no bloody idea.

Bold colors and strange patterns. Functional fashion appears to be long gone. If you want to look like a peacock, we have just the thing for you!

Nina Ricci decided to go all out and design a layer cake dress with black bows. The only thing we like about is the fact it will likely never be sold to the public. Ouch.

 

Givenchy provided a leather creation brought out from the 1980's. The problem with leather is it's weight: That outfit is going to weigh a lot and you will sweat like a preacher in a strip club.

Do you remember when crocs appeared on the market? We bet you do. And just because something can be made, doesn't mean it should be worn. There is nothing wrong with this dress except for the over-hanging fabric on the right arm. We don't get it. The purse looks like a lethal weapon, and the model is ready to swing at her enemies.